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I wish that I could take credit for this little gem, but it is an entry from a blog that was signed only as "ronkibo." Not sure where it came from. I got it from the Reagan/Bush Conservatives site at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/reagan_bushconservatives/ and it is very worth repeating...and sending out.:

How To Negotiate With Terrorists

This brief blog entry takes you through a series of
negotiations over time between peacemakers and
terrorists:

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of a line. A
terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The
peacemaker introduces himself. The terrorist kills
him.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A
terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The
peacemaker asks, "why did you kill my friend?" The
terrorist kills him and rapes his wife.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A
terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The
peacemaker says, "Stop that!" The terrorist kills him,
rapes his daughter and kills his wife.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A
terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The
peacemaker says, "I'll pay you $1000 if you stop
attacking us." The terrorist agrees to the deal, takes
the $1000, and kills him.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A
terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The
peacemaker appeals to the United Nations. The United
Nations says the peacemaker is at fault. The terrorist
kills him.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A
terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The
peacemaker now has a gun, and threatens to use it.
Other peacemakers start chanting the old 60's whine,
"Can't we all just get along?" The peacemaker
hesitates. The terrorist kills him.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A
terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The
peacemaker tries to convince his peacemaker friends
that the terrorists aren't going to respond to
negotiations, but they insist that if he kills the
terrorist it'll just make the other terrorists mad.
The peacemaker reluctantly agrees to try negotiating
again. The terrorist kills him., his entire family,
and his neighbor's family.

A heated debate now ensues between the peacemakers who
want to be nice to the terrorists and the peacemakers
who believe that there can never be peace until the
terrorists are all dead. While they are debating, the
terrorists kill 15 more peacemakers.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A
terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The
peacemaker asks himself, "Which is more important: being liked by everyone,
or protecting my family?" The
terrorist pulls a knife to kill the peacemaker, but
the peacemaker pulls a gun and kills the terrorist
first. The United Nations condemns the peacemaker's
use of unproportional force. Many of his peacemaker
friends turn against him.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A
terrorist walks up to the right side of the line. The
peacemaker apologizes for what his friend did to the
other terrorist. The terrorist kills him, his entire
family and his neighbors, and threatens to destroy the
city as soon as they develop a bigger weapon.

A peacemaker refuses to meet at the line because every time a peacemaker goes to the line the terrorist kills
him. A terrorist walks up to the right side of the
line and fires rockets into the peacemaker's town. The
United Nations condemns the way the peacemaker
provoked the terrorist by refusing to come to the line
and meet with him.

Generations pass and not much changes until one day
when the son of a peacemaker decides that the old
strategy simply won't work. He walks up to the left
side of the line a little early. As the terrorist
approaches the right side of the line the peacemaker
shoots him. Another terrorist approaches to replace
the first, and the peacemaker shoots him too. This
scene plays out several more times. Then a terrorist
approaches carrying a white flag, but he also has
weapons. The peacemaker shoots him. A terrorist next
approaches with a ceasefire resolution from the U.N.
The peacemaker shoots him also. A large group of
terrorists approach and the peacemaker shoots them all
and drops a nuclear bomb on the city they came from.
The peacemaker continues killing the terrorists until
the terrorists are all dead.

There is finally peace on earth and the United Nations
takes the credit.

(No peacemakers or terrorists were harmed during the
writing of this blog.)


I have to say, this is a lyrical story, though, if you watch what is happening in the story, then look back on what has been happening in Israel for the last bunch of generations, you will see the same thing happening. If you watch the stuff happening with the United States since September 11, 2001, you can see the same things happening there too. How much of this crap do we have to put up with before the UN and the Liberal Politicians stop their cowardice and start realizing that the best thing to do is what the peacemaker finally did? Don't you people realize that this HAS TO BE DONE eventually? Lets all hope that it's not too late when you do realize it.

God Bless America
God Bless Israel
God Bless our dwindling allies.....

-Robert-